You also Have to get out of your seat and walk away from Your computer. People may think you’re crazy. But it’s well worth it. When you look at this picture you see it’s Albert Einstein.. But if you stand 15 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe.. Now what do you think of the reliability of …
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O’Brien Q: What [...]
63 and pregnant! A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the [...]
Two of the greatest qualities in life are: 1. Patience 2. Wisdom
Obama will, sure enough, force an amendment to the official rules of baseball allowing his team to have more strikes. Yes, against the will of all the players, even his own. But he doesn’t believe in listening to others who speak out against his policy making, much less polls. Remember, …
Think English is easy??? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided [...]
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle Time it takes to [...]
James Galea (Card Trick) Comedy Festival Gala 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9lFe504i2s&feature=player_embedded
You know you live in Utah when… Green Jell-O with carrots mixed in doesn’t seem strange. You can pronounce Tooele. The U is not just a letter – Neither is the Y. You have actually eaten funeral potatoes. You’ve gotten both heat and frost burns off your car’s door handle in the same month. You [...]
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