Archive for 'Humor' Category

Think English is Easy??????

Archived; click post to view. Excerpt: Think English is easy??? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. [...]

Some Useful Conversions

Archived; click post to view. Excerpt: Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth mouthwash [...]

An amazing card trick

James Galea (Card Trick) Comedy Festival Gala 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9lFe504i2s&feature=player_embedded

You know you live in Utah when…

Archived; click post to view. Excerpt: You know you live in Utah when… Green Jell-O with carrots mixed in doesn’t seem strange. You can pronounce Tooele. The U is not just a letter – Neither is the Y. You have actually eaten funeral [...]

Animator vs. Animation

Click on PLAY http://snipurl.com/uboqj Great Video, Very Funny

A story with a Moral

Archived; click post to view. Excerpt: The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. [...]

Daffy Duck is Counting on you

Here is a great game to play to pass the time. Click Here to Play

“You Can Be the Man of Your House.”

Archived; click post to view. Excerpt: The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be the Man of Your House.” He stormed over to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my [...]

What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?

QUESTION? What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? ANSWER: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Understanding Engineers

Archived; click post to view. Excerpt: Understanding Engineers – Take One Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up [...]